Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before chirstmas and all through Brent's house
A beauty was stirring, she was NO mouse.

Her stockings were hung by his chimney with care;
In hopes that Brent would play with her there.

JD and Brent were nestled all snug in theri beds
While visions of a sugar plum danced in Brents head(s)

Adjusting her garter and short short mini
Her plans for Brent were to give him plenty

Dreaming that his presents don't include cole
The presents she planned would sink deep in his soul

Then out on the porch she caused such a clatter
Brent sprung from his bed to check out the matter.

Away to the porch he raced like a dash
Tore open the door and his eyes saw a bright flash

The moon on her breasts like new fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to her body below.

When what to his wondering eyes should appear
This beautiful lady holding eight toys so dear

He knew in a moment she's full of hot tricks

His heart beat rapid, he thought he might c*m
He moaned and smiled, "Pinch me I'm numb!"

"Now Dasher and Cupip clamp down on these.
Prancer and Vixen, place them in here please (slowly)

Brent pinned her arms to the top of the wall
Pump away Pump away I want it all!

And love her he did as a hurricane would fly
She gave no resistance, eyes blue as the sky

So up to the redline their hearts they flew
Her body full of toys and Brent wore some too!

His eyes how they twinkled, his heart how merry
Her cheeks were like roses, he loved her che**y

Her love hit him like a smooth breeze
He played with her ni**les and a*e her with ease.

A wink of her eye and a twist of her head
Soon let Brent know he had nothing to dread;

She spoke nasty words as he went to work
He filled all her stockings, she finished him with a j**k.

Across her ni**les his strong hands ran
She smiled and by golly he's hard again!

He sprang to her backside and she let out a groan
And away he pounded, he moaned and moaned

What seems like short minutes were actually hot hours
They talked and talked after they showered.

He combed out her hair
With the greatest of care

"Tell me" he asked "Why are you here"

"I'm in your mind, I'm here all the time!"

With a long slow kiss she slowly disappeared...
He saw her smile fade and say "Wait til next year"

Blessings to all, may your fantasy come true!